十條人生定律（中英文版）
1、錯誤定律：別人都不對，那就是自己的錯。
The wrong law: no one else is right, that's your fault.
2、效果定律：在傷口上落淚和在傷口上撒鹽，效果是一樣的。
Law of effect: the effect is the same when you cry on a wound and sprinkle salt on the wound.
3、嫉妒定律：人們嫉妒的往往不是陌生人的飛黃騰達，而是身邊的人飛黃騰達。
Jealousy is the law of jealousy: people are jealous of people who are not strangers, but the people around them.
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4、方圓定律：人不能太方，也不能太圓，一個會傷人，一個會讓人遠離你，因此人要橢圓。
Rule of law: people cannot be too square, can not be too round, one will hurt, one will keep people away from you, so people want an ellipse.
5、餡餅定律：當天上掉下餡餅的時候，小心地上也有個陷阱在等著你。
Pie rule: when you drop a pie, watch out for a trap waiting for you.
6、錯誤定律：人們日常所犯的最大錯誤，是對陌生人太客氣，而對親密的人太苛刻。
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The law of error: the biggest mistake people make in their daily lives is to be polite to strangers, and to be too hard on them.
7、利用定律：不怕被人利用，就怕你沒用。
The law of use: not afraid to be used, afraid you are useless.
8、成就定律：如果你沒有成就，你就會因平庸而沒有朋友；如果你有了成就，你就會因卓越而失去朋友。
The law of achievement: if you don't succeed, you will have no friends because of mediocrity. If you succeed, you will lose friends because of excellence.
9、難過定律：為你的難過而快樂的，是敵人；為你的快樂而快樂的，是朋友；為你的難過而難過的，就是那些該放進心裡的人。
Sad law: for your sad and happy, is the enemy; Happy for your happiness, is a friend; For your sad and sad, is those who should put in the heart.
10、風雨定律：愛情經得起風雨，卻經不起平淡；友情經得起平淡，卻經不起風雨！
The law of wind and rain: love can stand the wind and rain, but can not withstand the insipid; Friendship withstands ordinary, but cannot withstand the wind and rain.