若有來世，我仍願意認你當主人，一生伴你左右！
這大概是世界上最尊貴生活最舒坦的一群狗狗……
不但擁有一國女王當主銀，家住高端大氣上檔次的白金漢宮，平時沒事呢就跟主銀一起去見一見各國政要，見個美國總統啥的小意思啦~或者搭個飛機周遊一下列國
狗狗們說了，愚蠢的人類啊，這等身外之物有神馬值得驚嘆噠，咱們更看重的是養生，養生懂不？
為了保證狗狗們的身心健康，白金漢宮裡里隨時有專門的動物心理醫生待命，每隻狗狗還有專門量身定做的營養菜單……
然而，曾經為女王服務了十一年的前任皇室廚師說了，女王家威爾士矮腳犬的一頓晚飯就包括了一大塊的煮牛排配上切碎的捲心菜和白飯，然後是水煮的雞肉，各式內臟和兔子肉。
而且，每當發現狗狗們的皮膚變得乾燥或脫皮時，世界第一好主銀·伊麗莎白女王都要在它們的飯里加上草藥療程。
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我去啊，有菜有肉有飯還營養搭配均衡。來來來，小狗狗，咱們商量一下，把你的晚飯分我一半可好
Their behaviour has not always been particularly regal towards footmen or other dogs.
皇室柯基對僕人和其他狗狗並不會總擺出一副高高在上的優越樣兒。
But at dinner time the Queen』s beloved corgis and dorgis know their place, sitting obediently around Her Majesty as they are served individual menus that they receive in order of seniority.
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但在吃飯的時候，女王心愛的柯基犬和道吉狗們會找到自己的位置，乖乖地坐在女王陛下身邊，等著享用專人按照年齡的順序派給它們的個人餐食。
The carefully tailored menus even include herbal remedies, according to an animal psychologist who worked with the royal pets.
照顧皇家寵物的動物心理學家稱，精心定製的菜單中甚至包括葯膳。
Dr Roger Mugford, who has dealt with doggy discipline problems at Buckingham Palace for more than 20 years, said: 『At feeding times, each dog had an individually designed menu, including an array of homeopathic and herbal remedies.
羅傑·莫格佛博士在白金漢宮管理寵物狗已有二十餘年，他說：「餵食小狗的時候，每隻狗都有一個單獨定製的菜單，包括一系列順勢療法藥物和葯膳。」
『Their food was served by a butler in an eclectic collection of battered silver and porcelain dishes.
男管家將它們的食物盛放在形形色色的銀質和瓷器盤子中。
『As I watched, the Queen got the corgis to sit in a semi-circle around her, and then fed them one by one, in order of seniority. The others just sat and patiently waited their turn.』
「我看著女王讓狗狗們圍著自己坐成半圓，然後按年齡大小一個接一個給它們餵食。其他狗狗只是坐在那裡，耐心地等著自己的食物。」
Over the years, Her Majesty has had 30 corgis. At one time there were said to be 13, but she is now down to two, Willow and Holly, both 12, and two dorgis, Candy and Vulcan.
多年來，女王陛下已經有過三十隻狗狗了。有人說女王有段時間養著十三隻狗狗，但現在只有四隻了：十二歲的薇洛和霍利，還有兩隻道吉狗坎迪和伏爾甘。
It was reported last year that she will not replace them when they die because she does not wish to leave any of her beloved pets behind when she dies.
據去年的報道稱，在這些狗狗去世后，女王不會再養新的狗狗來替代它們，她不願意在去世后將她心愛的寵物孤獨地留在人世。
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